Phil bowman-
Hey boys and girls its Phil again wait 2 minutes and you might hear Ben, rhyming is fast essays due tonight, if you stop me from writing then your in for a fight! Shall I rap about Africa? Dunno but I might, no that's so last year and this has to be tight.
Trying to be topical, funny and all knowing, another word that rhymes is glowing! Like a polar bear that glows in the dark no I don't remember them on Noah's ark, verse is almost done and there's nothing to hear, do you think my rap skills are as sick as last year!?
CHORUS-
We love Christmas time (Mary Jesus Joseph and there in a stable)
We love Christmas time (a little baby Jesus and he's in his cradle)
We love Christmas time (the man with the wings is the angel Gabriel)
We love Christmas time (we know he's baby Jesus cos he's names on the label)
Little dan-
I'm little Steve on Christmas Eve, excited like a mouse on cheese. I got these boys coming up to my car shouting about it being a magical star, oh well hop in let's go for a drive, emergency stop to my surprise, we pulled to a fast food venue, picked something off the pound saver menu, back in my car and we gotta begin, looking for our mates there's no room in the inn, gold, frankensense and an ounce of pot, lets rock that baby out that cot.
Dan-
Christmas times come round again, this year we've said goodbye to Sven, we've tryed but lost the cup again, oh well I guess I could try it with Jen, she's already tried it with Tom and little dan, I must admit I'm ain't a big fan, I might go travelling to Inverness, a long long way in my ford finesse, love my brandy n poker as you all well know, but not as much as my ho ho ho's, did you hear about the shenanigans under ones roof? I didn't touch jack and that's the blood truth!
-Chorus-
Tom-
2 to the 0 to the 0 to the 6, Carnell n mac back with new Christmas mix, it's been 2 years since the past one we did, turn this turn higher as you sit by the fire. I wonder what presents I will get from my mates, they better be gd yeah they better be great. After this rap we don't know what we're doing, we're probably gonna end up going to the new inn.
Jack-
Jack Pardoe and I like the snow, but not when it's yellow hohoho, look at my skates, pretty in pink there gonna be replaced when I get to the ice rink. Here I am rapping all that I can, but just for the record I didn't fuck dan.
Ben-
Christmas time, time for a warning, people upset with all this global warming, I put on my scarf and I jumped on my sleigh, but that's when Santa got in the way- "Hohoho where the fucks the snow? No snow, no show, no where to go. The reindeers are c*nts, there not gonna move, they gotta be cold or they ain't in the mood"
Well like Jesus Christ I wanted to assist, only difference being that i really exist. So I got santa tickets on an aeroplane, didn't really help cos he thought I was insane.
Alex-
Driving around can be quite hazardous, just like Jesus on a donkey in Nazareth.
Children be safe- wear a helmet
Only speed about if you really can't help it.
Brussel sprouts the Christmas treat, the more you eat, the more you reek
Carnell studios what a place, tommy c and Alex mac are back in your face.
Since 2004 freddos up once more, 10ps right, 15s shite..
The little green frog he was my hero, number one back down to zero.
Tommy-
My names tommy lee, I'm a master MC, I'm talking to you briefly, you see.
This raps gonna be better than the rest, I am the best you see.
When you see me on your tv, all the girls will be pulling down their panties.
Shit load of presents under my tree, I want a be just a little bit naughty, I wanna unwrap them now now now, I think my mum might of brought me a cow, all this excitement going through my veins, I would open them up but I ain't got the brains, I would go and get a big turkey to eat, oh yeah I ain't cleaned my sheets...
Phil again-
December 24th and I'm sitting alone, presents under the tree, maybe a new Nokia phone, started fiddling with the wrapping trying to get it undone, you can always count on me to spoil the seasonal fun! Stop and listen footsteps creeping down the stairs as I unwrap the gift it's socks, 2 pairs. Seen Santas white beard and he looks real scared, for what came next dont think he was prepared...I say "oi Santa, what's going down!?" And I point to the socks with a real big frown, say disappointed, that's a understatement as a smash that bitches skull right into the pavement.
